It's hard liking cake this much

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Sat, 25 May 2013 20:53:40 +0200

humansofnewyork: “I’m going home to see my mother.” “Oh, is it...

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:44:21 +0200

humansofnewyork:

“I’m going home to see my mother.”
“Oh, is it her birthday?”
“Nope. I just love my mother, and she loves flowers.”

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Sat, 25 May 2013 20:18:31 +0200

mikeyfriskeyhands: My brother saved this document and everytime...

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:17:26 +0200

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

deodrant: i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

Sat, 25 May 2013 18:41:54 +0200

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

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Sat, 25 May 2013 18:41:22 +0200

italdred: big city dreams (by Kylie alexis)

Sat, 25 May 2013 15:14:32 +0200

italdred:

big city dreams (by Kylie alexis)

nanalew: Calm down, boys. No one is saying you can’t talk to a...

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:54:20 +0200

nanalew:

Calm down, boys. No one is saying you can’t talk to a pretty girl. Just. Do. It. Like. They’re. A. Human. Being.

profounds: I follow back !

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:43:50 +0200

profounds:

I follow back !

"What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women..."

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:34:10 +0200

“What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women were the ones who started wars? What if too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos and no K-Y Jelly? What if the state trooper who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike was a woman and carried a gun? What if the ability to menstruate was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs? What if your attractiveness to women depended on the size of your penis? What if every time women saw you they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands? What if women were always making jokes about how ugly penises are and how bad sperm tastes? What if you had to explain what’s wrong with your car to big sweaty women with greasy hands who stared at your crotch in a garage where you are surrounded by posters of naked men with hard-ons? What if men’s magazines featured cover photos of 14-year-old boys with socks tucked into the front of their jeans and articles like: “How to tell if your wife is unfaithful” or “What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate” or “The truth about impotence”? What if the doctor who examined your prostate was a woman and called you “Honey”? What if you had to inhale your boss’ stale cigar breath as she insisted that sleeping with her was part of the job? What if you couldn’t get away because the company dress code required you wear shoes designed to keep you from running? And what if after all that women still wanted you to love them?”

- For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl (via handsoffmymuffin)

# OMG BUT CAN WE TAKE A MINUTE TO REALIZE THAT WHAT WOULD...

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:45:08 +0200

# OMG BUT CAN WE TAKE A MINUTE TO REALIZE THAT WHAT WOULD BECOME HARRY’S FAVOURITE AND NUMBER ONE USED SPELL

# THE SPELL THAT SAVED HIS LIFE COUNTLESS TIMES

# THE SPELL THAT WAS MARKED AS THE ONE THAT IDENTIFIES HIM

# WAS TAUGHT TO HIM BY NO OTHER THAT SEVERUS SNAPE?

# CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO AKNOWLEDGE THAT?

damn fucking right

I recently discovered Coconut Records, and I must say I love the music!!!

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:41:10 +0200

I recently discovered Coconut Records, and I must say I love the music!!!

a-very-starkid-blog:

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:40:48 +0200

a-very-starkid-blog:

teachingliteracy: niamhistheboss

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:42:35 +0200

teachingliteracy:

niamhistheboss

My new avatar confuses me… I forget it’s me

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:19:12 +0200

My new avatar confuses me… I forget it’s me

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Thu, 23 May 2013 15:16:01 +0200

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Thu, 23 May 2013 15:13:52 +0200

thatbohemiangirl: Are you kidding me?!

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:09:52 +0200

thatbohemiangirl:

Are you kidding me?!

youredarrenfreakingpotter: do you ever listen to music through headphones in a public place and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:47:40 +0200

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

do you ever listen to music through headphones in a public place and suddenly become paranoid that maybe, just maybe the music is actually playing out loud and everyone else can hear it too?